The Romance Reviews

The Romance Reviews

Wednesday, 27 March 2019

Momma


I was thinking about the mothers, since it's Mothering Sunday this week, and specifically the ones I've written about. I thought I needed a definitive table of my favourites. I've been more on the Disney side of the fence - killing off a parent or not involving them too deeply into their children's affairs, because when they do, they turn out like Rose Duncan. Eek. There are probably two more I'd need to add to the list, but I can't because spoilers! In any case, here are my seven preciouses!

  1. Ella Harrison; Verde Bianco Rosso. She’s solidly a badass who would do anything for her baby boy Rufus. She only wants the best for him and I admire her so much for that. 
  2. Eva Mensah; Angel’s Baby. Even though she acknowledges motherhood is not her bag, she risks her veritable sanity to keep her son safe. Being a mum and losing your mind seem to go hand in hand. Got to give her props for protecting her baby from more demons. 
  3. Stella Strom; Coming Around Again. She’s hard as nails right to the core. You have to be to dump your sick child on your ex-husband to go to a business meeting. The fortress of Stella only permits her children, naughty and cheeky as they are. But they get that from their mum. She gets called a superhero throughout, as an insult and a compliment because she is ridiculously, inhumanly strong. I seriously adore her.
  4. Iron Macclellan; Wynne's Surprise. She brought up the beautiful Bren Macclellan! She's a Scot, so immediately inspired by my late godmother. Bren wouldn't be as respectful and caring and loving to Wynne if he hadn't been taught by Iron to do so. I can only love her for that. 
  5. Rose Duncan; Kissing the Canvas. I know. I know! But Rose is freaking wild! The over protective mother that will take any and every decision out of her child’s hand to make sure it’s the right one. She's obviously going about things the wrong way, and really, really wrong but some mothers only gun so hard because they want their children to be happy. Deep down, that's all Rose wants for her daughter.  
  6. Rhoda Nelson; An Art To It. In complete contradiction to Rose, Rhona trusts her teenage daughter enough to make sensible decisions. That trust is so rewarded. Plus Rhoda has a dream of a wardrobe, for Patricia to habitually raid. It's the type of teen/mother relationship that a woman can only hope to have with her child.  
  7. Belinda Afriyie; Windows/A Life Sublime/Verde Bianco Rosso. Just to show that being a mother doesn’t have to be set in biology but in love. Belinda falls in motherly love with Gina and then sweeps Paul and Nick and Sofia under her clucking and Fanti insulting wing. And for that Belinda with all her teeth kissing and yeffun’s is probably my favourite. Don’t tell anyone. 

Agree? Disagree? Tell me. Let’s have it out! 


Saturday, 23 March 2019

Turn The Page


*peeks head above surface* Anyone still here? Hi! While watching the new Queer Eye, the entirety of Bojack Horseman series one through to five (it's hilarious but traumatic af!) I read the loveliest message from a reader who reminded me that I hadn't made enough of my books available in paperback format.

Well! A bitch has been busy and I have made the following books all available in paperback versions. They're soooo pretty, I can't handle it!

Windows Paperback

On Caristo's Watch Paperback

A Life Sublime Paperback

The Claim Paperback

Best Laid Plans Paperback

Verde Bianco Rosso Paperback

Wynne's Surprise Paperback

Coming Around Again Paperback

Shibah's Monster Paperback

Kissing the Canvas Paperback

It's quite something to hold a paperback instead of flicking over a Kindle. And as much as I love my Kindle, I agree that there's nothing quite like the weight and scent of a delicious paperback.

Happy reading!


Monday, 8 October 2018

Sweet Black Angel


New cover, same old soundtrack! We're setting up Halloween with my scariest stories back out to freak out over. Music soothes the savage beast, so hopefully these tunes will keep the paranormal at bay. At least until dawn...


  1. Faithless Insomnia
  2. Bloc Party The Pioneeers
  3. Goyte Heart's A Mess
  4. Foals My Number
  5. The xx Missing
  6. Keaton Henson To Your Health
  7. Arcade Fire My Body Is A Cage
  8. Sarah McLachlan Possession (Piano Version)
  9. Gemma Hayes Wicked Game
  10. Keaton Henson Charon
  11. The xx Fantasy
  12. Portishead Mysterons
  13. Tom Odell Can't Pretend 

Sunday, 7 October 2018

Releasing the Demons



It's almost Halloween! I'm an absolute scardey cat so please know the only thing that allowed me to re-read this story for a re-release is doing it in bright sunlight daytime to preserve my sanity. So this is the soundtrack to Said the Demon. Nothing can be as scary if Foals and John Lee Hooker are playing in the background. Can they...?

Soundtrack to Said the Demon
  1. Muse Exogenesis: Sympthony Part 1 [Overture]
  2. Tinie Tempah ft Labrinth Frisky
  3. Chase & Status Midnight Caller
  4. Katy B Katy on a Mission
  5. Wretch 32 Traktor
  6. Ms Dynamite Judgement Day
  7. Bloc Party Signs
  8. Klaxons It's Not Over Yet
  9. SBTRKT Something Goes Right
  10. Foals After Glow
  11. John Lee Hooker Boom Boom
  12. John Lee Hooker Whiskey and Wimmen
  13. Muse Exogenesis: Symphony Part 3 [Redemption]

Saturday, 19 May 2018

Problem Child


New cover, same goodness beneath!

How gorgeous is my new Abigail? I mean, my Liam isn't too bad either and Ms London (being nasty) loves a beard!

This is all my musical inspiration and since this all really started because of Guns 'N' Roses, they're starting out. Here you go - tears, tantrums and prophylactics in a library! The soundtrack to Sweet Child of Mine:

Sweet Child of Mine on Spotify

  1. Guns N' Roses Sweet Child O Mine
  2. Kings of Leon Use Somebody
  3. David Bowie I'd Rather Be High - Venetian Mix
  4. Bruno Mars Gorilla
  5. Nelly Furtado Turn Off The Light
  6. Arcade Fire Ready To Start
  7. Rudimental ft Emeli Sande Free
  8. James Blake Voyeur
  9. Lorde Royals
  10. The xx Islands
  11. John Legend Save The Night
  12. One Direction Best Song Ever
  13. Alicia Keys Un-thinkable (I'm Ready)
  14. Little Mix Wings 
  15. Nashville Cast No One Will Ever Love You
  16. Armand Van Helden U Don't Know Me
  17. Janelle Monae Dance Apocalyptic 
  18. Bombay Bicycle Club Always Like This
  19. Edwin Starr War
  20. Janet Jackson ft Q-Tip Got 'Til It's Gone 
  21. Justin Bieber All That Matters
  22. Ellie Goulding JOY 

Tuesday, 15 May 2018

Return to Oz

Everything changes and everything stays the same. Good thing to, as I couldn't remember my Blogger password. Or my PayPal...

But here we are! Me poking my head through the door and reminding you that I've written before. It's been so long, I wonder if you've forgotten me! I mean I know I'm bouncing around the world taking pictures of beaches, villas, cities and mostly the food that my delicious London has to offer, and I'm ragging on whatever reality tv show I'm watching on Twitter, or I'm joining in the general dragging of whatever foolishness has set social media alight. It's so easy to get involved in all of that. Harder to face a blank Word page and commit something magical and loving and romantic to the page.

Maligned as we are, romance writers are so needed. We provide a measure of escapism and reality and warmth (like getting a telling off and a hug from your grandma) the world truly needs right now. It. Is. Harrrrder than Jason Momoa's abs. Swear down.

How do you feel romantic when you're working most likely harder than the man in the same role as you and he's being paid more? How do you conjure love when your skin colour means that a person will pick up the phone to see you carted off to prison or worse (depending on which end of the world you live...) How do you create a reality that isn't so close to home that you can't think for crying for all of the pain and suffering so immediate for you?

There is a way. I am in awe of my fellow authors who have found their stride through the seemingly endless dark days of this century. Yes, we must laugh through it, persevere still, reach for those creative stars to light the way to a better world but on the other hand, I just want to sit by the Thames drinking a pint of Tiger beer and plan how I'd spend my imagined lottery winnings. A lot of it at the moment is going on all the furniture I see in House and Garden magazine that's marrying into Royalty budget...

Deep down, I miss it. I miss not having to think too hard before the words flow from my brain to the laptop. First thing's first. Get out all my old shizzle. Relish in those stories. Because they're so much fun and so loving and heartfelt I can almost touch the author I used to be. I'm going to get there.

Gimme a minute. I got this. Promise. 

Sunday, 10 December 2017

Time To Hide



You can all rename me slow poke! I'm so looking forward to Christmas, not just so my dad and I can drink our way though several bottles of rum, port and Irish whisky but so I can mostly re-evaluate how to manage writing with work. I've failed miserably this year and it's caused quite a bit of pain on my part and I'm sure frustration on yours! But thank you for sticking with me and supporting me in the desert of my current writing status.

To end the year, I've tucked my contribution to the Breaking Bad boxset into a standalone novel, Hideout. The cover, gorgeously designed by Natasha Snow fits perfectly for me and what I envisioned for this tale.

So plug in, listen and let's plan:

Hideout on Spotify
  1. Mr Martyr Young Fathers
  2. Kveikur Sigor Ros 
  3. Don't Cry For Me Stormzy ft Raleigh Ritchie
  4. Almost Over Aquilo
  5. Radio Silence James Blake 
  6. You Don't Know Me Son Lux 
  7. Heartbeat Childish Gambino
  8. On Fire Raleigh Ritchie
  9. Easier Mansionair 
  10. Percogesic Gallant
  11. Figure 8 FKA twigs
  12. Garden Emeli Sande
  13. Gosh Jamie xx 
  14. Hadron Collider Blood Orange 
  15. Dots & Lines Lupe Fiasco 
  16. I Love You Woodkid 
  17. Im U Beacon 
  18. No Witnesses Keaton Henson 
  19. Whole Lion Babe
  20. The Hills The Weeknd 
  21. Slip Elliot Moss 
  22. Technicolour Beat Oh Wonder 
  23. U Boat Kasabian 
  24. Me and the Devil Gil Scott-Heron 
  25. Settle Vera Blue
  26. Panic Forest Swords 
  27. Back From The Fire Gold Brother 
  28. My Body Is A Cage Arcade Fire
  29. Albatross Foals
  30. Move Along Alexandra Schultz