Tuesday, 27 January 2015
Love Me Like You
Valentine's Day is coming! And with that is the Season of Love. Last year, I completed a set of eleven short stories to comprise a collection, one of which became Coming Around Again - with Stella the Stern and Niels the Naughty. This year, I'm going to try and do one per day from 1 February until the big day. I say try because... Well, I've got stuff to do in February, including sort out my next jaunt abroad. But yes, let's give this a go again! It was fun last year. I'm all about enjoying myself, after all...
Sunday, 25 January 2015
Drink Up!
No we're all up to date! Best Laid Plans is back out and you can find it here:
If you haven't given this story a go, then let me convince you...
Best Laid Plans on Amazon
Best Laid Plans on ARe
Antipasti Blurb
If
someone is too good to be true, it’s usually because they’re trying to keep the
doors shut on a closet straining with skeletons. That has always rung true with
Francesca Abbey, even though she doesn’t want to be a sceptic. It doesn’t help
that she’s in the wrong profession, her past relationships have been disastrous
and her mother? Hardly a cuddly TV show personality. But there’s something
about Luca, a gentle giant who enters her life stage left, as if he was just
waiting for the right time. He’s ridiculously gorgeous with questionable taste
in shirts but impeccable taste in food. Every woman’s walking fantasy. He makes
her want to believe life can be the Disney Channel every day with all the
sensual, explicit and downright dirty parts of HBO thrown in.
Gianluca
Caristo likes to think he’s a practical man. It comes with the territory of his
current profession and certainly helped with his former. He isn’t given to
flights of fancy or madcap ideas, but he would never forget the vivid dream he
had after being locked up on the lies of his ex-girlfriend. When he comes face
to face with his dream girl two years later, he’s sold on fate, karma,
serendipity—all of it. Francesca is his future. His reward in exchange for his
solemn vow to never do violence again. It’s a shame that everyone is testing
the limits of that promise.
As
everything pre-Luca and Francesca does its best to derail their fledgling relationship,
a future they’ve only imaged happens a lot faster than either of them intended.
The
fourth in the Italian Knights series is a front-row seat to fools rushing in,
enjoying it far too much, ignoring all advice and knowing you’d do it all over
again if you had the chance.
Cena Excerpt
Francesca,” he
called, and the whole restaurant went quiet. A flush stained Francesca’s cheeks
when she saw him. He held out a hand to her, and she surprisingly took it. Not
allowing any of the waiting staff to help her sit, he eased her into the chair
opposite him and then took his own seat.
“Scrub up well,
don’t I?” she mocked. Luca winced, realising that he’d probably been just
staring at her again.
“No scrubbing
needed,” he insisted, catching her eyes again. “Thank you.”
“For?”
“Coming here.”
The whole evening smacked of déjà vu. The familiarity of Francesca’s dress, the
restaurant, and his strange certainty that she was going to tease him any
minute, all scattered over him. A glance at his arms saw the gold hairs were
raised.
“I’ll try
anything once, Gianluca.” She shrugged, picking up her menu. Over the top he
could see the smile in her eyes. “I’m guessing the same is true for you,
judging by that shirt.”
He glanced
down. “What’s wrong with it?”
“It’s got more
work going on than my desk.”
He rubbed his
fingers over his forehead, where the razor had caught skin rather than hair.
Sometimes he could still feel the cold sting of metal. “I don’t like shopping.”
“You know you
can hire people to help you.”
“You obviously
have excellent taste. You can help me,” he suggested, in all seriousness.
She put her
menu down. “Is that where you think you know me from? A bad shopping
experience?”
He laughed.
“No. Not at all. And you should call me Luca.”
“Okay, fine.
Luca. So?” She circled her hand in an encouraging motion.
Like he was going
to play his best card before they’d even had a drink! He leaned back and called
for a waiter. “Would you like a cocktail?”
“That’s not
what I asked.”
“I’d have a
cocktail first, if I were you.”
With a sigh,
she picked something that looked fruity and was probably more lethal than
anything else. As soon as their order was taken, Francesca started again.
“Was it on a
bus? Did I fall over in a gym? Did you fall over in a gym? Was I roasted at a
comedy gig? Did I throw popcorn at you in the cinema?”
“You do that?
On a regular basis? That’s how you generally meet people?”
She shrugged.
“More sociable that way.” Her eyes suddenly narrowed on him with a thought.
“Are you a police officer?”
Luca wondered
if he’d visibly paled. “No. Why?”
“Then maybe you
saw it in the paper.”
“What?”
Francesca
accepted her tall pink-coloured glass and stirred it aimlessly with her straw.
“My ex-boyfriend tried to have me convicted for smashing a glass bowl over his
head...”
Of course I’m
in love with a woman who has a violent temper. Why wouldn’t history repeat
itself?
“...only seven
stitches and in my defence, he was going to hit me again, so...” She paused and
took her bottom lip into her mouth. “It’s best you know now.”
“You defended
yourself and you think I’m going to leave?” he asked. “Did any of that glass
hit you in the head?”
She gawped at
him for a moment before bursting out laughing. It was the most beautiful sound
he’d ever heard. “It, er,” she swallowed a giggle, “it tends to send normal men
running screaming into the night. They think I’m going to emasculate them.”
“With a glass
bowl,” he added. “What makes you think I’m not normal?”
“You’re still
here, aren’t you?”
“I am. That
would be because I have no intention of laying a finger on you in anger.”
He felt her
gaze on him. “I’m not into BDSM. Not like that anyway. I don’t like blood. Just
in case you thought the hitting with the glass bowl was a regular thing. I used
to own some pretty dodgy things, but before professionals started digging
around, it was best I got rid. Jesus, lord, what the hell is in this drink?”
“Truth serum
apparently,” Luca drawled, taking the cocktail from her, placing his lips
exactly where her lipstick had left an earthy rose stain to take a drink. For a
moment, he had the briefest vision of her leaving the same rosy stain on his
cock. He sipped a little faster than intended to calm himself. It was a girly
drink. Too much fruit and sugar…oh, and the alcohol punched him in the back of
the throat. “Vodka. And a lot of it.”
“Unintentional
drunk,” Francesca said brightly. “You can add that to your list when you name
this as the disastrous date of all disastrous dates.”
“Francesca, I’m
going to ask you this only one time. Stop it. You know exactly what I’m talking
about,” he talked over her when she parted her lips to protest. “I think you
are beautiful and sharp and your sense of humour is more than fucked up. If no
one else finds that attractive, that’s all the better for me. It’s saving
lives.”
She shook her
head. “I’m serious—where did you come from? Where have you been hiding? I
could’ve done with that pep talk last year.”
Her little
outburst gave him free reign to take her hand in his and squeeze gently.
“Hiding in a kitchen. Perfecting cooking sud vide.” Trying not to go
mad. “Can we eat now? I’m starving. I feel food is a good idea.”
“I tend to be
more sensible after food,” she replied, rubbing her thumb over his fingers.
“I doubt that,
nice try though.” The smile she sent him was a reward that could never be given
any financial value.
“Do you want to
talk about normal stuff then?”
“How will we
talk about you then?”
“Oh ho,
comedian in the house! You won’t find it so funny when we’re talking about what
TV show you’re most likely to end up on.”
“Easy, BBC
News.”
She nodded.
“Same.”
He lifted her
hand and gave it a lingering kiss. “Best date ever.”
Saturday, 24 January 2015
Fate and Destiny
I loved writing about Frankie and Luca. All fate and destiny and supermarkets at night. As much as they want to take things slow and have a perfect relationship, it overcomes them like a wave. Family, exes, work, all of it big fat, Shard high barriers to normal, decent paced, let's be together for three years before we take a leap, relationship. For them, everything happens at once. And it's all the more beautiful for it. So for Frankie and Luca, this is the soundtrack to their story:
Best Laid Plans on Spotify
- Deco Child Pray
- Gomez We Haven't Turned Around
- Tinie Tempah ft Eric Turner Written In The Stars
- Chase & Status ft. Plan B End Credits
- Emeli Sande Heaven
- Skunk Anansie Charlie Big Potato
- Jamie Cullum Frontin'
- Sugababes Stronger
- Labrinth Beneath Your Beautiful
- Plan B ft. Kano Live Once
- Michael Kiwanuka I'm Getting Ready
- alt-J Breezeblocks
- Wretch Don't Go
- Rihanna We Found Love
- I Break Horses Empty Bottles
- SBTRKT Hold On
- Emma Hewitt State That I'm In
- Ellie Goulding Anything Could Happen
- Kanye West All Of The Lights
- Bjork All Is Full Of Love
- Lykke Li Love Out Of Lust
- Portishead It's A Fire
- The xx Angels
Tuesday, 20 January 2015
New Flame
If you knew what this month is doing to me! And it's still not over!
But I shan't complain. I haven't the time to be honest with you. Here's the delightful cover for Luca and Frankie's story - formatted and soon to be re-released. Missing a few things, though. This was one of them. The interview for the next Italian Knight is right here, and like the other re-releases will be in the back of this sparkling new version. Just so you get to know them a little bit better. Well, it would be if it wasn't like pulling teeth with one of them... What? Oh, nothing Durante! Nothing at all. (Awks). Here's Durante and Ella (Emmanuella) of IK6, Verde, Bianco, Rosso.
·
Who are you closest to?
Durante
No one. That’s the beauty of self
imposed isolation. What about Massimo? He lives in another country! How is that
close?
Ella
My beautiful, sweet, darling son,
Rufus. He may look like his dad, but the brains, the spirit, the fire? That’s
all me.
·
What’s your earliest memory?
Durante
My brother, carrying me through
our family’s olive farm in Napoli. Just before he showed me a snake, and tried
to put it in my arms. My mother never forgave him for it.
Ella
We went to Hamleys. Me, my mum
and my sister. My mum told me to hold onto my sister’s hand, but Angela being
Angela wanted to walk by herself. I may have let her go, and she may have
walked into the path of a number 19 Routemaster and she may have almost got herself run over. I don’t think my mum’s quite
forgiven me for that.
·
What’s your biggest fear?
Durante
Never being allowed to atone for
my sins. Ecco, Billy. Self imposed
isolation or not, everyone wants to be happy. In their own way.
Ella
Rufus deserves the world. And I’m
scared rigid sometimes that I won’t be able to give him everything he does
deserve. That I’m not enough as one parent, let alone substitute for two.
·
What are you best at?
Durante
Patience. Yes, I said patience. Yes, I am well aware of
my surname. The answer remains the same.
Ella
I can cook, pretty well. I can
speak several languages. Oh, yes, fluently. Maths. Horse riding. Swimming. Socialising. Not
committing murder. Forgiving. Everything really.
·
Tell us something that will shock us.
Durante
Every tourist who has visited my
estate has left alive. Barely counts. They’re still alive.
Ella
I’m really not that grieved by my
husband’s death. Guilt? Yes. Grief? No. I’m evil aren’t I?
·
What do you value in a partner?
Durante
Brain cells.
Ella
Normality. I need someone to
ground me. I’ve had more than enough excitement for a hundred lifetimes.
·
Describe the last time you felt happy.
Durante
Happy? God knows. Content? My
first year in Tuscany. For the first time, I felt I’d done something I could be
proud of. And I felt content. You can feel content without smiling. I’m smiling
on the inside.
Ella
Me and Roo in Sicily. Just me and
my baby boy. Building sandcastles. Eating lemon cakes. Perfect. I’ve never had
a better time since.
·
What’s your biggest regret?
Durante
Don’t you mean who? That answers
the question in its entirety.
Ella
Shouldn’t that be who? Well, it’s
a tossup between dear departed David, the late hubs. And Angela. I should have
pushed her in front of that bus... But then I’d have to change my list on
things I’m best at. Regrets... I’ve had a
few... Oh shush, I can sing!
·
What’s the one thing you’d change about
yourself?
Durante
I’ve done enough changing. You
have to take me as I am.
Ella
I’d really like to be less flaky.
I’m a mum. I should behave like one once in a while.
·
What item can’t you live without?
Durante
My coffee machine. It saves
lives. By the hour.
Ella
My amazing bicycle! Because cycling
through Lucca town is one of life’s greatest pleasures. Apart from the bum
ache.
Tuesday, 13 January 2015
Sweet Mother
It was Lady London's birthday yesterday! She cooed over her flowers (a lot of flowers), her cards, telephone calls from around the world, visits, Marks and Spencer cake and scones (her bloody favourite) and tea made by my fair hand. As opinionated as we both are - we had a bit of a barney about holidays but we were sorted before the African News at 8 - we can still talk to each other. She's still here for me to have barneys with and make tea for and to take her Kelly Hoppen cast offs. So many of my dearest friends no longer have that luxury, and regardless of the relationship enjoyed or endured with their mothers, the loss of a parent cuts to the core, a wound that never quite heals. Now, I haven't beaten about the bush about challenging mother/daughter relationships - the two most difficult - Rose Asare's with Lily in Kissing the Canvas, and Joanne Abbey's with Frankie in Best Laid Plans. Yes, I need a moment...
Okay, African women have a reputation of being hard. Sometimes it's a result of being the only parent in a child's life, as in both Joanne and Rose's case, or they've experienced poverty, abandonment or similar parenting during their childhood. Both women take matters too far into their own hands, but I understand their motivation, wrong as their actions may be. And as many times as their daughters call to the Holy Trinity for help, they wouldn't be without their mothers. Don't lie to me Francesca. I know you, heaux. Conflict is easily written. Resolution is the more difficult of the two. It all takes a continuation of conversation and never let it be said Ghanaian women can't talk! When the love is there, however deep down it is, there is hope that there can be a new start and something that will leave no regrets, only the best of memories for what has been shared.
All in all, Happy Birthday Lady London! Keep the stories coming - they're working!
Wednesday, 7 January 2015
Raise Your Glass
Happy New Year! I was ill (again) over most of the holidays so felt rather sorry for myself. While in some cases a bit of illness spurs some goodness - you're welcome Niels - other times, it sucks any and every bit of energy I have. Let us all play the tiny violin for the trials of Billy...
And refrain. So, 2015. I've got to get busy. Seriously, I really have to get busy with things. I need them off my laptop so I can get on with the rest of my days. So the plan is:
- Two knights (a Durante and a Beppe - one is closer to the finish line than the other by miles! How easy is it to write torture and murder after some Night Nurse and a Batman trilogy marathon?!)
- Two witches (the trial by fire of NaNoWriMo which still isn't finished! and to get Helena and Auden's story back into the loving arms of the public)
- A shifter or two (there's a dragon who has been languishing in his thirty thousand words of unfinished story whinging at me. An actual dragon, not a metaphor for something else.)
- Then, I'm definitely going to Morocco. For a much needed break. For some research because I need to work my way through my Season of Love Vol One, start on Season of Love Vol Two (basically to make up for nothing new over Christmas) and what better way that to be in the gloriousness of Marrakesh in the month of lurve!
I'd like to have it all done by yesterday but the day job, my brain and life won't allow. But I'm doing it. With the might of Hans Zimmer and the unopened packets of Celebration chocolates and Foxes biscuits, it shall be done! Oh crap, diet. Hold on, no one's seeing me in a bikini for at least four months! Yaaaaas! Pasta and writing is what I am made for!
I am on it people! I am on it!
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