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Wednesday 18 December 2019

Hail, Holy Queen


A little less conversation, a little more action? Remembering that the Christmas holiday is as good as time as any for a party, for a walk, for a smooch.

Silver Bells  © Billy London


“Oh come on!” Karim closed his eyes tightly and hoped that when he opened them his aunt wouldn’t be heading in his direction.

“Hello bite!” She called.

He forced a grin to his face. Nothing, nothing about this entire rigmarole made him feel better. Christmas meant little than nothing to him, except a closed office, no ties and Warcraft on twenty four hours. So desperate for a break that didn’t involve fending off the female members of his family who wanted to nail him down so badly it enraged him. He’d tried marriage and it had been a disaster. His wife had been more interested in bleaching her skin and spending money in Selfridges than settling into his family. His father clocked Ayesha for the shallow creature she truly was, beneath the expensive makeup and silk hijabs.

The talaq couldn’t come fast enough and he seemed to be back home  his old bedroom staring up at the stars his mother painted on his ceiling when he was five. “Dream of beautiful things,” she whispered to him every night. He missed her terribly. More than that he missed her way of charmingly deflecting the Auntie Delegation.

Pakoras to hand, Aunt Bena beaded inside. “You should go in as well, Karim. Your bride to be is just in that car.”

Really? He though, his eyebrows lifting with interest. Not that it was a done thing, but he really wanted to talk to this sacrificial lamb in person before she lost herself on the altar of marriage.
“Do you know how many girls I was introduced to before I met your mother?” His father demanded, fed up of Karim’s grumbling. “Fifty six. Fifty. Six. So calm down and embrace your own culture. You did it your way and look what happened.”

Making his way to a silver Mercedes, Karim knocked on the window. He saw her hair, uncovered first. She had cropped hair, dark plum waves sculpting her scalp, blending into her deep skin. He caught the expression of her companion who shrieked. She turned first, not lifting her hijab into place before she grinned at him. She pointed to her lap, mouthing “Christmas cards!”

He smiled, echoing the one on her face. Okay Dad. He thought. Doing it your way. “Can we talk Lujayn? Just at the end of the street for five minutes?”

She rolled down the window. “Didn’t hear you babe,” she said lightly. He repeated himself, feeing the flush of giddiness in his cheeks from her casual affection.

“That’s alright, isn’t it Auntie?”

“No it’s not!”

“Five minutes will make zero difference,” Lujayn dismissed, putting the cards into a sleek bag before lifting her scarf loosely over her hair and exiting the car with the kind of elegance he saw in films in slow motion.

He held out a hand to help her and she placed her fingers in his palm without hesitation. At that touch, he felt such responsibility for her happiness and her security he wanted to fight someone to prove himself.

“Sorry I still have about twenty cards to write,” she said, tucking her hand into his elbow and strolling with him.

“That’s kind of you.”

“I know it’s not our religion but every time I’ve sent Eid cards, I get those weird little “oh, you really are Muslim” looks. So awkward. Christmas cards are “inoffensive”.”

“At least you make the effort.”

“Does that mean I’ll have to when we’re married?” She teased, nudging him. His stomach disappeared at being married to the creature on his arm.

“You seriously want to do this?”

“Why not? I have to do something with my crush on you. May as well be your wife.”

“Wait, your what?”

Lujayn burst out laughing, “I refuse to believe you didn’t know! We went to the same school! You were three years above me. Summer term you and the boys would play football in these best tops and you had the best shoulders. It was before you cut your hair so it was down to here.” She gently touched the middle of his back. “Everyone knew I was obsessed with you. And then you got married and that was it.”

Karim couldn’t close his mouth. “You have to be lying.”

“Haram,” she reminded him, a dimple showing in her cheek. “Well babe, now you know.”

“Do you call everyone babe?” he asked, tickled and pleased that she used it for him.

“No, but if you’re going to put a ring on it, I should be allowed to call you something nice. Or do you prefer Karim?”

“Whatever you want to call me,” he assured her. They came to a halt just outside of the magnificent display of Christmas lights. They danced a vivid, silver display over Lujayn’s cheekbones; silver just like her name. He wondered anew why someone with skin as deep and as beautiful as hers would want to change it so drastically they didn’t look like themselves anymore.

“You want to ask me something?” she pressed. “You’re just staring at me.”

“I think you’re far too beautiful for me.”

“That’s nice to hear,” she teased. “There should be some balance in our relationship. I’d feel better if you continued to think that way.” She gently prodded him in the stomach. “Do you still play football?”

“Every Saturday with my local team.”

“And do you still write poetry?”

Wow she really did have a crush on him to remember that’s what he did in his spare time and what he won an award for in his latter years. “Lujayn you’re shaming me today. I’ll write something for you. You can have it with your dowry.”

She looked down at her hands and he took them in his own, before tucking them under his arms to warm. Her fingers flexed against his ribs and the cold began to seep through his tunic. “Karim. You’re not going to try and change me, are you?”

“Why would I try?”

“You’d be surprised,” she said quietly, a sadness creeping into her eyes. “And I like Christmas okay? Anyone who doesn’t like presents and an excuse to have lots of food is miserable and they don’t deserve nice things.”

“Am I a nice thing, then?” he asked, leaning into her, irresistibly drawn to her amazing aura.

“What are you doing?”

“We’re standing in the shadow of the biggest mistletoe shaped lights this side of Las Vegas. I thought you liked Christmas?”

She darted forward and pressed the swiftest, sweetest kiss to his lips, much to her aunt’s immediate screech of her name.

“We’ll do Christmas properly next year.”

She had no idea…

Tuesday 17 December 2019

Santa, Baby!




One of my oldest friend’s is due imminently! I had this idea after her baby shower!

One More Nativity © Billy London

Ryence closed his suitcase, leaning back and cracking his spine. At least at his sister’s house, he’d enjoy a tempered mattress. He’d been needing to replace his own for ages, but he needed to speak to his accountant, get money released from the club to him by way of dividends. They were sold out for New Years Eve. He couldn’t have hoped for better and with the club being in his sister’s sole name, the destination wasn’t associated with his crime.

His thoughts drifted to Morgan as they had every night since he’d met her. They’d been at the start of something so beautiful and… Gwen would never say that he’d ruined anything, because he’d saved her. She told him he saved other women from what that arsehole could have done. Gwen didn’t understand what he’d given up as a result.

Back to Wales for a few days, take some walks, pretend he hadn’t spent the better part of seven months in prison, eat some of his father’s Welsh rarebit and enjoy some beer. If his dad would allow him to cross the threshold…

He opened his Facebook profile and searched for Morgan again. Her profile picture hadn’t changed from what it had been at the start of the year; she wore a long blonde wig and a cut out mini dress as she posed in front of a floral display for his club. Lots of comments on her wall asked if she was okay, to call them, to get in touch, to reply to messages. Where was she?

He tucked his phone into his jacket pocket and lifted his case through his flat. Heating turned off and fridge empty, he locked the flat and made his way down the stairs to the lobby. Braced against the doorway, her hands gripping the frame, stood Morgan.

Ryence dropped his case and flung the door open before he could say anything, she collapsed onto him.

“Hey Rye! Oh you’re going grey,” she observed, touching a cold finger to his temple and tracing the pad to his mouth. A painful grunt burst from her.

“Wow contractions really are a cunt!” she said through her teeth. Only then did he look down and saw her protruding stomach.

“You’re pregnant? You’re fucking pregnant?”

She yelped, pressing a hand to her lower belly, hunching over. “Yep. Thanks for that by the way.”

 “And you didn’t tell me?”

Morgan grunted. “Look, can we have this conversation somewhere else please? I’m literally about to drop this little twat out of my twat, so let’s move.”

He wanted to laugh. He wanted to pass out. Practicality kicked in. Snow swept inside the door in a flurry of flakes, dotting Morgan’s coat with white and resting on his arm. He lifted her into his arms, kicking the door closed and leaving his suitcase behind.

Morgan yelped, but he ignored her, taking the stairs with grim determination to his flat. “Hold on,” he said, unlocking the door and carrying her inside, kicking the door closed. Quickly and carefully, he set her on his bed.

“I’m turning the heating back on and I’m running you a bath.”

Morgan grimaced. “What for?”

“It’ll help.” He promised, removing his jacket and flicking on the heating. Christ, he didn’t have anything in his flat to even eat. Turning on the kettle seemed a good idea while he tried to grapple with the idea of Morgan going about her life, carrying his baby and giving birth on Christmas Eve. What the hell. The kettle’s blue light switched off and he poured the water over a green tea bag and carried it into the bedroom. Morgan had shed her coat, boots and her leggings, leaving her in a reindeer printed jumper dress and bare legged.

She struggled to sit up when she realised he was standing, staring at her.

“Hi. Oh is that tea? You’re amazing.”

“It’s green. Sorry. I don’t have any milk.”

“No, this is perfect,” she said with a sigh of delight, reaching for it. “My throat is dry as hell.”

“Morgan,” he began, his voice low.

“Are you running that bath?” She grinned at him. His brain flooded with memories of how she smiled that way when she was satisfied.

“I will. Just explain to me how we’re here right now. And why we’re not at a hospital?”

Morgan lifted the mug to her lips again. “I’m at least eight centimetres dilated and I give it twenty minutes, or maybe half an hour before I push this baby out. I’d rather not risk it in a car. Or God forbid, a taxi.”

“You can’t be!” he whispered, panicked.

Morgan pointed a finger between her thighs. “Have a look.”

He lifted the hem of the dress and took an instant step back. “Running the bath.”

Once the tub was full, he took the cup from her hands and lifted her into his arms again, carrying her into the bathroom. Gently, he lifted the jumper dress from her body, and eased her into the water.

“Oh mate, that’s the perfect temperature.” She gave a murmur of delight, before she absolutely bellowed the bathroom down. “Oh fucking hell! Okay, truth time. I found out that I was pregnant when you were sent down. I didn’t know which prison you were sent to and no one would say. When I asked at the club, your name was my god I hate this so much!” she screamed. Ryence reached into the tub and rubbed along her spine in soothing stroking motions.

“And then?”

“And then, I dithered about keeping it or getting rid and then it was too late so I was like, alright lemme look on eBay and see what shit is cheap.”

“Why didn’t you contact my sister?” He asked.

“I thought about it, and then I was argh butt fucking shit!” She breathed out in short sharp gasps. “I thought about it, and I thought, this poor bitch doesn’t need this too.” She looked up at him, her eyes watering with pain. “I looked up your address on Companies House you’re listed as a former director so here I am. I’m not due for another three weeks. Everything’s at home. My bag, the baby’s crib, nappies. I hate this so much!”

He helped her to her knees in the large bathtub, resting his palms on her biceps. “Morgan, look at me. You’re going to be fine. Everything’s going to be fine, I promise.”

“You haven’t even got a Christmas tree!”

“Okay, it’s what, five. That huge Tesco down the road closes at eight tonight. I can get everything from there that we need. You’re staying here. Do you have your notes?”

“How do you know all of this?” she demanded, wincing.

He shrugged. “They played One Born Every Minute in the prison sometimes. I’ve got one of those memories that sucks that shit up. And I don’t have a tree because I was going to stay with my sister and my dad. But since, I’m about to be one, I’ll buy one from the guy outside the train station.”

She touched his face. “I really hope you’re ready for this, Joseph.”

He pressed his mouth to her forehead, feeling tears prickling at his eyes. “You don’t know how ready.”

Baby, It's Cold Outside


Carrying on the free reads, and skimming over an issue that really does impact people especially at this time of the year. Stay strong, stay super strong.


Walking in a Winter Wonderland © Billy London


“Come on Bailey!” Naomi called to her terrier who yapped at her, his white paws braced on the first step, wagging his tail.

Her sister popped her head around the dinning room door. “Aren’t you coming back?”

She shook her head. “I’ve had enough for one day.”

Her sister’s face fell. “Please don’t go…”

“I just need some air, I’ll be back in an hour.”

“But the park walk is twenty minutes…”

Naomi secured the lead to Bailey’s collar and shoved her arms through her fake fur coat. “I’ll come back.”

Tugging on gloves and wrapping a scarf around her straightened hair and slipped out of the door. Bailey shot off to the greenery across the road before Naomi could even grab his lead. She screamed, running after him as the setting sun burned into her vision.

“Bailey no!” she yelled. Her entire Christmas dinner with cranberry sauce and extra helpings of sprouts sat heavy in her stomach, her feet kicking against her buttocks. Her dog took a flying leap and Naomi only realised why when her boot heel slipped across the frozen ice puddle and knocked her onto her bottom; right on top of a fresh layer of snow.

“Fucking hell!” she roared, leaning to her side to grab her bruised bottom. 

“Are you alright?” a deep voice asked.

A huge pitbull rested its paws on Naomi’s knees, its head tilted to the side and its tongue lolling out.

“Daisy, get off!”

Daisy found herself tugged from Naomi. Blocking out the sun, probably the most beautiful man she’d ever met held out a hand to her. “Can you get up?”

Naomi opened her mouth and no sound emerged. Daisy’s owner crouched beside her. “Did you hit your head?”

She shook her head, staring openly at him. Where have you been? With a toned arm, he scooped around her waist and lifted her to her feet. Bailey bounded back to her side, yapping at her heels.

“You’re so naughty, Bailey,” Mr Beautiful told her dog. Bailey whined as if in apology.

“How do you know his name?”

“You were screaming it.” He reminded her. “Are you okay?”

She nodded. “Thank you. I’m okay. It was more of a shock than anything.”

His eyes glinted in the dimming sunlight. “I’m Connan. This is Daisy.”

“I’m Naomi. And you heard me yelling at this one.” Bailey scrambled at her denimed leg before she gathered him up in her arms and buried her face in his chilled, damp coat. “Post turkey dinner walk?”

Connan scuffed at the snow with a booted foot. “I just needed some fresh air. You know when you come back home after being away? And there’s only so much you can take of your family?”

“Oh yeah.” She looked up at him. “I’m back from uni. Everyone’s got eyes on me as if I’m going to…”

Not everyone needed to know.

“Binge?” he asked.

Naomi started. “What?”

Conan nodded to the park. “Do you want to keep walking? I can talk about this if I’m not looking directly at you.”

He started walking, Daisy trotting beside him. Still cradling Bailey, she walked after him. “I spent the last year still dealing with my brother’s ED. I know, men don’t have eating disorders.” He sent her an amused look. “Well, you know what it’s like. It’s something you can control when you can’t control anything else. Being at uni was…” He breathed out heavily.

“A challenge?”

“Yeah. I had to resist the urge to call him every day to check that he was eating and caring for himself and going to meetings.” He sighed. “I got it in the neck for not being supportive of my brother, so I decided to come for a walk instead. I asked Max to come with me, but he’s scared to let himself out of our parents’ sight.”

“It’s hard.” She admitted. “You want to prove yourself to your family but it’s a lot of pressure. It’s so much pressure. The plate my mum made for me was enormous.” It prickled at her eyes to see the look on her mother’s face; so hopeful and eager for her to eat that her stomach closed up at the thought of it. Yet, she had eaten. Everything and resisted the near choking desire to purge every mouthful. “I don’t think anyone understands what it’s like at this time of the year. Everything revolves…”

“Around food. I know.” He sighed. “I’ve asked my family just to back off a bit, but they’re not getting it.”

Naomi shrugged. “It’s hard to explain. I’m sure your brother understands, it’s like losing control again.”

Conan nodded. “And did you?”

She grinned at him. “This is beginning to feel like a session, rather than me taking a walk with my dog with a strange dude.”

He grinned back. “I’m a neighbour. I live down there.”

He pointed to her street.

“Which street?”

“Stanley Road.”

“That’s my road!” she burst out. “How haven’t I met you?”

Conan made a face. “It’s London. No one knows their neighbours. We’ve probably passed each other a hundred times…”

No I would have noticed you. She thought. “Anyway. The answer is no. I didn’t lose control. I ate my Christmas dinner and for the first time in a long time, it was delicious and guilt free. I just didn’t need anyone watching every bite and hovering over me if I got up from the table. I just wanted some water!” She yelled at the sky, laughing. “Everyone else is having booze, and you don’t even have a single bottle of Evian within reach?”

“Fucking rude,” Conan agreed.

Naomi put Bailey down and he forced her to run after him. Conan called out after her, jogging to keep up.

“Sorry, we didn’t have time for a morning walk,” she gasped trying to slow her mental animal down. “What uni are you at?”

“Manchester. Doing physics.”

“Leeds. Music.”

Conan made an impressed face. “We’re not that far from each other.”

Naomi pursed her lips together, trying to suppress a smile. “Why is that a statement to make?”

His face filled with colour. “Just making an observation.” Something vibrated and he removed his phone from his pocket. “That’s my brother. Asking me to come back and tell our parents to chillax.”

Disappointment washed over her. “Oh. Okay.”

“I’ll walk you home.”

She edged Bailey towards their street, feeling all at once alone and abandoned. Conan nudged her shoulder.

“I literally have my phone out, put your number in.” He ordered.

She took his phone from his hand and tapped in her details, not just her mobile but her email address onto her contact. He took his phone back and dialled her. “That’s me,” he said.

They arrived at number 14 and Conan hesitated outside of her door.

“What number are you?” she asked.

“Sixty-six.”

That made her laugh for no good reason. Bending down, he gave Bailey a ruffle and Naomi did the same with the cute Daisy. She lifted her head and found a gentle kiss being placed on her lips.

“Happy Christmas Naomi. I’m just down the road if you want to go for another walk.”

“Okay,” she whispered. He stretched to his full height and waited until she and Bailey were inside. She touched her fingertips to the door as her sister rushed into the corridor.

“You’ve been gone ages! Are you alright?”

She unclipped Bailey’s lead, smiling. “I’m good. I’m really good. Shall we have some pudding?”




Monday 16 December 2019

Wonderful Christmas Time


I'm on a roll! I've been writing little Christmas shorts and I can't stop! I love this time of year, which makes it weirdly easy to imagine all sorts of people doing all sorts at yuletide! Read, enjoy, help yourself to some Christmas cake...


French Kissmas © Billy London


Going to the party had to be her worst mistake of the year. Of course he’d be there. Why wouldn’t he? Portia tapped her fingernails on the stem of her champagne glass, stepping back towards the enormous Christmas tree hoping her forest green jumpsuit would help her blend into the background. She had no idea why she didn’t follow that immediate instinct within her to stay at home, watch The Crown and eat her way through the hamper her boss bought her from Fortnum and Mason as a sweetner for coming to this stupid party.

“It’s just for a few hours, if that!” Hayley promised. “And as soon as you go, I’ll transfer your bonus.”

“You’re a bitch,” Portia said, her temper short as her hair.

“I know, but you’d work for me anyway.”

It was why she hated creatives. Their work had been award winning this year, but Portia was just the salesgirl. The flash and bang. The you need us to do this for you, no one will do it better and even if you trawl Twitter to get this, it won’t be anywhere near as good. And she’d been right. Every time. So one of their tech companies was throwing them a party.

Portia really wished people would understand how hard Christmas could be when you were alone. As each year passed, less people asked why she was on her own and assumed that she did enough to deserve to be alone. Maybe she had.

Cosme told her so. If you want to be on your own, Sha, just say. I won’t stay where I’m not wanted. Portia bit down hard on her inner cheek until she tasted blood. It wasn’t working. She put down her glass and slipped past the tree and her boss, heading past the throng of people in the private dinning room to the cloak room.

She caught sight of him, towering in the room but lounging with that French elegance over a petite blonde, whose gaze never left his face. Once upon a time, she’d gazed up at him that same way. Until she sabotaged it.

Ducking her head, she reached the cloakroom and handed over her ticket. The attendant sent her a tired look prompting Portia to apologise for taking up time.

“Leaving already?”

She closed her eyes briefly, before summoning a professional smile. “Hello Cosme.”

He bent to touch his smooth cheek to each of her own. “You could have said that an hour ago.”

“So could you and here we are.”

He glanced down to her mouth to meet her gaze with amusement. “Still the sharp edge of the knife I see.”

“Change isn’t my thing.”

The assistant handed over her coat and she thanked them, placing a ten pound note in the tip bowl. He blinked, stuttering a thank you.

Cosme curved a hand around her arm. “Shall we have a quiet drink?”

She jerked a chin to his fingers on her bicep. “You’re going to take me without even asking.”

“Not my kind of arousal,” he dismissed. “This way.”

He led her to the quiet rooms, where members sat with friends, martinis to hand and pizzas between them. The music drifted in at a low ebb and the lights of Soho glittered from the huge windows.

Cosme sat her down in a plush, high backed armchair. “Stay there. I’m bringing you a drink.”

She opened her mouth to remind him that someone would be at their table soon but he disappeared. She braced her chin on her upturned palm, staring out of the window, watching the Christmas lights flickering below, people still shopping. For who? Go home and actually be with them!

Cosme returned, placing a frosted glass of champagne in front of her, while he cradled an old fashioned. He sank into his seat opposite her and held up his glass.

“Merry Christmas Portia.”

Oh. Back to Portia, eh? “Merry Christmas,” she echoed, touching her glass to his. “Well thank you for the drink, but I’ve reached my…”

“Sit down and tell me why you’re so intent on running away.”

That rankled. “I don’t like feeling uncomfortable. I’m too old for that.”

“You’re too old to be running away. You walked last time.”

She inhaled, trying to reign in her temper and to be fair, the bitter loneliness threatening to spill into the world. “With good reason.”

“Which was?”

“Oh come on, you were there. You heard what I said.”

He lifted his glass to his firm lips, his eyebrow quirked. “I heard.  Doesn’t mean I understood.”

She inhaled, looking out of the window again until the urge to start crying passed.

“Portia.”

“Nope,” she answered. “If you want me to be audience to you treating some little young, fertile thing like a queen.” The tears would no longer be held back and they coursed with heat and shame over her cheeks, streaking her blusher in their destructive path. “I can’t give you what you want. I’ll never be able to.”

Portia closed her eyes, begging her emotions to hold off for just ten more minutes so she could leave with the remains of her dignity in tact. Her ears prickled at the sound of a chair moving over the rich carpet of the members’ room then her skin blazed at Cosme’s touch on her bare arm, before his palm encased her hand.

“Let me say this to you again and I hope you hear me. My sister has four children. My brother has six. My father is one of eleven and my mother is one of nine. There are more than enough of my family. I don’t need to do any more.”

She turned her head, her other hand still damp with tears. “But your mother…”

“Is very African and doesn’t understand my motivation, but she doesn’t need to.” He traced his thumb over her cheek. “Sha I don’t want to be on my own any more.”

She dragged in a shaky breath. “Me either.”

He smiled, his beautiful eyes turning soft with affection. “Listen, Christmas Day I’m going to be at home eating through that hamper Hayley sent me. Maybe roast a duck. Will you come to me?”

He said duck, she thought. Not a dry-arse turkey! Portia threw her arms around his neck and crushed him to her. “Sounds perfect,” she whispered to him.

In the warmth and comfort of his hefty arms, she couldn’t even reach what had almost consumed her moments before. She’d bring them something divine to drink with the wine. She’d go to Fortnum and use her bonus.

Oh hell. Hayley!

“If you being tense right now is you worrying about something, I’ll talk to Hayley,” he grumbled into her shoulder. Hmm. A friend in high places. Merry Christmas to her, too!

Sunday 15 December 2019

Venice Bitch



We're here babies! It's taken a long time and if you read my blog regularly, you'll know that it's been a struggle. But we have arrived, Mother! I feel the message I can offer through this book, is that love will pierce through the darkest of nights.

I'm so excited for you all to dive deep into this and link all the little teasers I've provided, see where everyone connects to one another throughout the Italian Knights and fall in love with Beppe and Mimi as much as I did.

Murano on Amazon

Il retro

“How do you accidentally fall on a seven inch knife?”
And so began Mimi Johnson’s first argument with the man, the myth, the walking migraine that is Giuseppe Nardiello. If she had a pound for every time she thought about having him sectioned, she wouldn’t need to work at the Da Canaveze’s state of the art private hospital. She wouldn’t need to work at all.
With their two best friend’s falling in love and getting married, eyes fell to them to do the same and sharpish. Mimi couldn’t truly appreciate the convenience of someone as gorgeous and ripped and borderline unbalanced as Beppe landing in her surgical lap just like that. What else could be wrong with him?
Beppe is the last man standing among his be-ringed mates, a status he feels rather content with until he catches Mimi’s cheeky little grin and gets firm confirmation which end she’s had her piercings; plural… He’s ready to give his all to her, but he’s missing the familial piece of his own puzzle that will make him feel whole. Adopted as a baby after the gruesome murder of his birth mother, he’s never truly known himself, until a letter arrives from a lawyer in Venice, finally telling him that the island of Murano holds all the answers key to even his very name.
Borderline or not, Beppe is the perfect man and Mimi couldn’t bear for anything to happen to him. If she has to use all her skills and piercings to convince him to protect himself from the obvious danger on that island, they’re all on the operating table.
From London to Marseille to Venice and the island itself, Murano drags Beppe and Mimi on a dangerous journey of discovery. Love truly saves all, but will it be enough to save them both from the terror behind the truth?
This is book seven in the Italian Knights Series, to be taken all at once, preferably with something stronger than water coz it’s about to get a bit mad… 

Estratto


Beppe moved into the seat next to Mimi. “Nice toast. How’d you like my speech?” he asked.
Mimi laughed. “It was genuinely sweet and ridiculous. You know he’s going to kill you, don’t you?”
Beppe pooh-poohed the very idea. “He’s not doing shit but checking out his wife’s underwear.”
She tilted her head. “I can honestly say he’s going to have the best night tonight as long as he doesn’t drink too much. Her underwear is fire!”
He waited a beat. “You’re not going to excuse this as a girl crush or a momentary bi leaning?”
“My friend is insanely sexy. I can say that without any latent homophobia.” Mimi shrugged and picked up her champagne glass. “What the fuck is a ‘girl crush’ anyway? If you think someone’s attractive, male or female, why does it need to be excused? It’s not like I’m going to try and get her into bed. Let me feel my friend’s oats!”
He paused again. “You don’t want to try to get her into bed?”
“No. Don’t get a hard-on about it.”
Beppe opened his mouth to protest, when Anna’s father tapped Beppe on the shoulder. “Son, we need to have a chat about your language. Anna’s ninety-year-old grandmother is here.”
He blinked. “But did she hear?”
Anna’s father frowned briefly. “I’m… Maybe not.”
Beppe spread his palms. “Sorted.”
Immediately, he looked for Mimi who was talking to Lydia as she had emerged from under the table. Fuck! His disappointment at being interrupted was only slightly assuaged by the mild bollocking he received from his friends and the hugs he enjoyed from Rocco’s sister and Nonna. The tables were cleared for Rocco and Anna to have their first dance. As truly befit them, Dinah Washington crooned to them, Rocco swinging them across the floor like a professional.
“He’s missing a number on his back,” Mimi said into his ear.
“What would he get if he was on tv?” he asked, barely looking away.
“Len Goodman’s a traditionalist,” Mimi replied, tilting her head thoughtfully. “Maybe an eight if he threw in a fleckle.”
The guests were encouraged to join in as Etta Jones sang softly and dreamily to them all. “Come on. Let me see if I can throw one in. Get myself an imaginary nine.”
“You seriously watch Strictly?”
He frowned at her. “Were you not just giving me a lecture about latent homophobia?”
She nodded and accepted his hand to lead them onto the floor. He gently lifted her arm for her to circle him in a pretty little round before he curved her into his body. “Foxtrot,” he advised. “Slow, slow, quick, quick, slow.”
“How?” Her mouth parted on a huge smile of surprise.
“My mother taught me.” He said it casually enough to hopefully not lead Mimi into further questions. “She said it was important for me to know how to lead on a dance floor and how to handle a woman respectfully.”
Mimi gazed at him. “I’m impressed. Am I doing a heel lead?”
“Can’t see your feet, Amelia, but I’m assuming you’re not turning on your toes, or else you’d be bobbing up and down. There’s no rise and fall in the foxtrot.”
Mimi took a deep breath. “I’m not going to lie; this is turning me on a bit.”
He looked down at her, mouth parted and breasts heaving inside her pink embroidered dress. “Let’s go somewhere a little quieter.”
Leading her out of the main ballroom, he could sense a tangible anticipation in the air. He’d never been so grateful to his foster mother.

Saturday 14 December 2019

Lost Boy


So six years later... Here we are! The herald of the coming of a little story I've been working on. No big deal. Just the seventh book in the Italian Knights Series. Forewarning - it's nuts - as you'll be able to tell from the sheer variety of music that I've included in this soundtrack. Enjoy, brace yourselves and send any complaints to the BBC!

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  1. Progeny – Hans Zimmer 
  2. Hey Mami – Sylvan Esso
  3. You See All My Light – Jacques Greene 
  4. Change Is Everything – Son Lux 
  5. I Was Glad - Hubert Parry 
  6. It’s Magic – Dinah Washington
  7. Too Original – Major Lazer 
  8. 212 - Azealia Banks 
  9. Playinwitme – KYLE ft Kehlani 
  10. Suddenly, Seymour – Rich Moranis, Ellen Greene 
  11. Sing, Sing, Sing – Benny Goodman 
  12. You Give A Little Love – Paul Williams
  13. Ultralight Beam – Kanye West  
  14. Palm Trees ¿Téo?
  15. Shadow & Light – Martin Luke Brown 
  16. Surprise Yourself – Jack Garratt 
  17. Waking Up – MJ Cole & Freya Ridings 
  18. Back To You – Benjamin Gordon
  19. I Am – Rock Mafia ft Wyclef Jean
  20. Breathe & Stop – Q-Tip  
  21. Tell Me That You Love Me – James Smith 
  22. Oh Baby – LCD Soundsystem 
  23. Same Drugs – Chance The Rapper 
  24. Movement – Hozier 
  25. The Gulag Orkestar – Beirut 
  26. Not Dark Yet – Bob Dylan
  27. Lost Boy – Ruth B. 
  28. Lie – Halsey, Quavo 
  29. Do You Remember Jarryd James ft Raury 
  30. Fear Will Find You – Hans Zimmer 
  31. Hell To The Liars – London Grammar
  32. War Prayer – This Will Destroy You 
  33. If I Go, I’m Goin – Gregory Alan Isakov
  34. Slide – James Bay  
  35. Cloudbusting – Kate Bush 
  36. Don’t Forget About Me – Cloves 
  37. On The Nature Of Daylight – Max Richter  
  38. Decks Dark – Radiohead 
  39. Elephant – Tame Impala 
  40. On Thin Ice – Hans Zimmer 
  41. Set This House On Fire – Nick Vallee 
  42. I Know All What I Do – Jack Garratt 
  43. Overture – Michael Kamen 
  44. Romantic Flight – John Powell
  45. Hard Place – H.E.R 
  46. All For Us – Labrinth
  47. Selah РEmeli Sand̩
  48. Strange Weather – Anna Calvi ft David Byrne 
  49. Alone In the Dark – Will Cookson 
  50. Carry You – Novo Amor 
  51. When The Party’s Over - Billie Eilish 
  52. Outro – M83 
  53. God Only Knows – John Legend and Cynthia Erivo
  54. The Vow – RuthAnne  
  55. Etta James – Til There Was You 
  56. Under Attack – Kin Palo ft Amy Stroup 
  57. Smack My Bitch Up – The Prodigy
  58. Mean Demeanour – Run The Jewels 
  59. Ruelle – Take It All
  60. Mount Everest – Labrinth 
  61. Why Do We Fall – Hans Zimmer
  62. Vasily – Martin Phipps 
  63. We Might Be Dead By Tomorrow – Soko  
  64. What You Won’t Do For Love – Luke Burr