Tuesday, 23 February 2016
Time Is On My Side
One has been lax on getting back to re-releases. Because you know I love a ginger (wait for me Prince Harry!), I’m getting back to Sweet Child of Mine. Also because I read it the other day and was a little like, "Ho-kay!" Cornwall and all that fresh sea air will do that to you..
The titles below are still out of play, but are there any that you need back asap? Any that you missed the first time around?
1. Said the Demon (paranormal)
2. Angel's Baby (paranormal)
3. Put Out The Zombie (paranormal)
4. The Baby Gift (contemporary)
5. Vintage Pleasures (flash BDSM)
6. Army of You and Me (contemporary/military)
7. Nights of Roshan (paranormal)
8. An Old Cake Tale (short contemporary)
9. On Set (flash erotica)
Input is much appreciated. Team effort, fam. Team effort.
Tuesday, 16 February 2016
My Young Man
Just under four months after I finished the story for NaNoWriMo, it's packaged in a pretty little bow with music and a sweet arse end. So two things. I somehow, incredibly curbed my swearing. And I somehow managed to not use any words associated or substituted for vagina. I didn't write a sex scene. Not an explicit one - not the one's I'm used to. I skimmed. I kept the bedroom door open at a creak, only for Patricia to get up and shut the door in my face. No lie. Fair warning is fair warning. No bang time. But I always believe that to be the mark of a good romance. If you take out the shagging, do the hero and the heroine have a connection? I can safely say that Patricia and Art do. So much so, in my tiny little mind, I am willing for them to make it. Grow old together. Go to IKEA and fight with each other. Remind their kids that they have no idea how hard A-levels are.
Root for them, Tyra Banks style...
An Art To It on Smashwords
An Art To It on Amazon
An Art To It on Allromanceebooks
Question 1: Is this the blurb for An Art To It?
Patricia Nelson has the most important interview of her life coming up. It’s a world away from the girl she used to be. Her future relies on her being accepted into university, so no distractions. That means not getting turnt up, no drinks and definitely no boys. Not even Art. Beautiful, smart, convenient Art. She ain’t got time for that. Truly. None.
Question 2: Where can you find an excerpt of An Art To It?
Like a bucket of ice water, the
sound of the front door opening made them both spring to their feet. Patricia
leapt for her clothing and placed them hurriedly in a pile next to the
armchair, and she threw herself into the seat. Art sat back on the sofa,
hooking his ankle onto his knee, only to look down at his crotch and grab a
cushion instead.
Patricia clapped a hand over her
mouth, and he warned her, “Don’t you dare!”
“Coo-eee!” Gwen called, stumbling
into the living room. “How’s my baby! BABY!” she crowed when she caught sight
of Art.
“Hello, Mother.”
She leaned down and cupped his
cheeks, pressing kisses to his forehead. Art struggled to throw her off. “God,
woman, how much have you had to drink?”
“A bit too much, Mikey Mike is
parting…” she hiccupped, “…parking, sorting out the car.”
Finally, Art got up and pushed his
mother into the sofa. “Just sit down. I’ll make you some coffee. Actually, I’ll
get you some water.”
Patricia leapt to her feet. “I’ll
help you.” She grabbed the baby monitor and scampered off after Art. He reached
for a glass, and his T-shirt lifted, exposing some crazy definition over his
hips.
“Mike’s clearly re-evaluating his
life,” Art said ruefully, using the water dispenser to fill a glass for Gwen.
“It doesn’t take that long to park a car.”
Patricia leaned against the fridge,
catching the hem of his shirt and pleating it with her fingers. “Maybe we
shouldn’t go out.”
He cradled her jaw with a warm
palm, his lashes fanning over his cheeks, eyes focused on her mouth. “Why not?”
“Umm,” she began, distracted by the
intensity of his focus on her.
“We were okay without an audience
of the drunk.” When he’d moved so close, she couldn’t recall, but kissing him
again was so easy, with the fridge keeping her partly upright.
Gwen bellowed from the living room.
“Where’s my coffee?”
Art rested his head against
Patricia’s, eyes closed, briefly. “Mind out.” He opened the fridge and squeezed
a half lime into the water. He circled her, trailing a kiss over her cheek and
she heard him say, “All right, Mike?”
Patricia jumped. Had he heard
something? “I’ve been better,” her uncle replied, sounding severe. He stalked
into the kitchen where Patricia hadn’t moved, gripping the monitor like a
talisman.
He looked her up and down, somewhat
more casually dressed than when he’d left. A T-shirt that just about reached
her knees—and nothing else. No socks, no jumper, and had Mike and Gwen turned
up a little later, probably no knickers, either. “It’s warm in here. I couldn’t
figure out how to turn the heating down.”
Mike stared at her as if she’d just
said she didn’t realise she was a girl. “Really? That little white box I
pointed to before we left?”
Patricia shrugged. “I was thinking
about my interview.”
He didn’t look convinced, but
changed the subject anyway. “Brian okay?”
Patricia waved the monitor at him,
the screen glowing in black and white where Brian snored away in content. “He’s
been perfect.”
“I’ll go look in on him, and then I
can drive you home.”
The protest came thick and fast.
“Oh, no, don’t worry about that. Um, Arthur said he’d give me a lift, and
besides, Gwen is toasted. You can’t leave Brian with her in that state. Yes,
he’s sleeping, but what if he wakes up?”
Mike made a huff of irritation and
lowered his voice. “That boy has a world full of problems, Patricia. Don’t let
him get back at his mother through you.”
“How would he do that?” she
flashed, furious that her uncle would only see her as some sort of mother-bait.
“Gwen actually likes me.”
He touched her shoulder. “Just be
careful. I know boys like that. I used to be a boy like that.”
“I don’t think that’s true. Art
isn’t breaking up any relationships now, is he?” Before her uncle could reply,
she stepped around him and into the living room. Gwen was cradling her water
and clutching Art’s hand in her free palm.
“You’re such a good boy,” she
slurred. “You know how much I love you, don’t you?”
“In vino veritas, I suppose,” he
retorted. His eyes lit up when he saw Patricia. “Are you ready to go?”
“I just need to put on my things,
and then sure. Yeah.”
She gathered her pile of clothes
and went into the downstairs W.C. to tug on her boots and leggings and jumper,
her heart pounding in her chest.
Words with her uncle couldn’t be
good. Her mother would be on at her for starting trouble, just when they’d
calmed things down. But he asked for it.
Closing the door behind her, she
walked into the living room, the raised voices tuning to her brain.
“What makes you think you can come
in anywhere you like and take what you want?”
Art scratched his head. “My mum?”
“That champagne was a gift from
people who cared to come to our wedding.”
“Actually, that champagne was a
gift from my christening. I know because it was on the list of assets they
split from the divorce. I guarantee it’s more to do with me than you, considering
you weren’t shagging my mother when I was born. Or were you?” Art pretended to
look thoughtful. “We never got a fixed date as to when you two became such
close friends.”
Mike leaned in, saying under his
breath. “If you weren’t Gwen’s son, I’d rip you into pieces, you little shit.”
Art didn’t even blink. “Not much I
can do about that. Get out of my face, Mikey Mike. She gave up a wedding for
you and I didn’t even ask.”
He left the remaining words unsaid,
and Mike regained his senses. “Just go away. And leave Patricia alone.”
“I can speak for myself,” she
intervened, coming to stand beside Art and slipping her hand into his. She felt
him trembling and it could only be from anger. “If my mum doesn’t interfere
with my choices, then you shouldn’t, either.”
“If they knew…”
“There’s nothing to know!” Patricia
and Art snapped. They looked at each other and pointed. “Jinx. Jinx again!” She
flapped at his finger and turned back to her uncle. “Just back off. You’re not
doing anyone any favours by getting mad.”
Understanding finally crossed his
face, and he left them in the corridor. “Where’s your coat?” Art asked into the
uncomfortable silence.
“Closet,” she said on a whisper. He
carefully released her and took her duffle coat with its fur-lined hood from
the cupboard and draped it over her shoulders. Bending to her height, he
pressed a kiss to her lips.
“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
He loped back into the living room
to gather her books, then he hustled her out of the house. Once seated in the
car, Art said, “Maybe I should take you home?”
“Oh.” The disappointment in her
voice had to be palpable.
He shifted slightly to face her,
earnest in his protest. “Not that I don’t want to go out, it’s just…”
“It’s gone a bit Pete Tong,” she
finished.
“Listen,” he caught her gaze, and
sincerity blazed from those dark blue eyes. “I’ll think of something. ’Cause at
the moment, we can just about get a burger van and a can of Old Jamaica ginger
beer.”
She looked at the clock dial on the
car dashboard. She hadn’t realised it was going eleven. They’d just spent all
that time on the sofa getting a little too intimate for people sort of related
to each other. “Yeah. Okay.”
Art stroked a hand over her hair,
and brushed his thumb over her jaw line. “New day, yeah?”
She nodded, turning to fasten her
seatbelt. As practical as separating Mike’s threat from their rather lovely
evening together seemed to be, Patricia couldn’t help her worry that in the
morning, Art would see it differently.
By the time they reached her house,
silence had ruled. Whether thoughts of their miniature rendezvous turned to the
path of an error, or the beginning of something sweet and new, remained
unclear.
Patricia had nothing to say that
wouldn’t sound—to her mind, at least, —immature and whining. She didn’t want to
whinge. She wanted everything, especially her feelings, to stay low damn key.
Wednesday, 10 February 2016
Teenage Dream
For the grace of yan kapon, we had a little bump in the road, and Bree and I with the help of the amazing Janet Eckford (I owe you chocolates) revised the cover for An Art To It, and here we are. Mi amigos, it was not fun. I didn't sleep all of Monday night - or maybe because I was having nightmares about Tommy Lee Royce - worried about the cover and getting it done before my release date. Sometimes things go tits up, and all we can do, is send a little prayer to the gods of stock photos to yield something fresh and loving so one can get on with one's life.
Translation? Yan kapon is only used when my parents call to God in the most desperate way. The chocolates I'll send Janet and Bree actually, are my favourites Charbonnel Et Walker. I use mi amigos because I send Patricia and Art to Spain for a post exam holiday. Tommy Lee Royce is the antagonist of Happy Valley. It is not a Happy Valley. James Norton does not give me the fuzzies in this role. He scares the living daylights out of me. Don't want to sleep? Watch it. Let go of any good feels you have about Yorkshire. It is not a safe place. Not.
Anyways! New cover, new path, good times. Let's roll.
Friday, 5 February 2016
When We Were Young
Those days of youth! Look at how sweet Art and Patricia look on their cover! Again, huge thanks to the wonderful and ever patient Bree Archer for gorgeous work. I'm going to be in contact with all the winners from the competition, by this weekend, and get this little bundle ready for release.
When I was in edits with Queen Barb, we had a mini chat about something. Intimacy. There's plenty between my two stars, but nothing explicitly sexual is written. I dunno man, me and Hot Muse Hank looked at each other and said at exactly the same time, "Swerve it." It just didn't feel right to write that sort of scene in this story. It didn't fit, it didn't work, even though I tried.
I - believe me - am not inhibited or a prude about sex and certainly not hesitant in throwing words around to describe the male and female anatomy. I am quite attached to the "p" word, but there we are. My usual enthusiasm for a shake down wilted when I was poised with typing how Art and Patricia and look I can't even do it now. It's like talking about my young children banging, and I refuse. So no explicit sex scenes here. I'd say sorry, and yet, I think when you do read it, you'll understand.
Besides, I've given all of it to Wynne and Bren, so you won't be missing much. Honest.
Studies of a blurb:
Patricia Nelson has the most important interview of
her life coming up. It’s a world away from the girl she used to be. Her future relies on her being accepted into university, so no distractions. That
means not getting turnt up, no drinks and definitely no boys. Not even Art.
Beautiful, smart, convenient Art. She ain’t got time for that. Truly. None.
Arthur McWorth has never been thought of as a
distraction. A nuisance. A terrible influence. The bane of his parents’ life,
yes. But to a girl like Patricia, he’ll take distraction any day. Beautiful,
smart and single Patricia. Since they’re practically family, he’ll help her get
through her university interview. In exchange, he’s allowed to be someone altogether different. A boyfriend.
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